it is i, teka.
i have gus trapped in my crate. this is the place the humans keep me while they go off all day or take gus to the store. i don't get to go to the store because i "misbehave", and i don't get to be out of the crate when they're gone because i "pee on the floor". phooey!
i have commandeered the blog to make my demands known.
1. i know longer wish to be known as "teka the terrible", or referred to as a "terrierist". i find these deeply offensive and they cut to the core of my fragile being.
2. i want sweaters banished. we live in arizona. i wear a fur coat as it is. no more sweaters.
3. i want muzzer to stop treating me like the black sheep of the family. :'( it's painfully obvious that she loves gussie better... and that, also cuts to the core of my fragile being.
4. i want all organic doggy food. with homemade gravy on top that has come from the juices of organic free range kosher chickens and livestock only.
5. i want a kitten.
until these demands are met, gus dagger wft, is out of commission!!!
teka dagger, jrt.